Those who would go to sea for
pleasure would go to Hell for pastime... Adage circa 1700
OK mateys, Pirate Steve is back aboard! Living on me new barky
"Spanky" (a fine Gemini 3000 catamaran) in Indian Harbor Beach,
Florida. Once the big outfitting is done, I will be updating this
site and then taking off on my grand adventure. The Caribbean,
South America and beyond. Stay tuned; a new Pirate Steve website,
more ship's log, more cruising pictures, more marine equipment
reviews, more sailor and pirate jokes, more everything on the way!
Pieces of the site will continue to appear randomly, so check back
every now and again won't you? I would hate for you to miss the
piratical fun!
In the meantime, I posted a few new sailor and pirate jokes. If you
have any good sailor, pirate, parrot or monkey jokes to share
please send them along. Do look at my pictures also, I added some
new ones - some aren't too bad. Can you tell which ones are of
Pirate Steve? I have a few boat and marine equipment reviews posted
now too, and hope to add more soon. Take a look at the boating gear
reviews on the marine Equipment Reviews page before you buy any
boating gear.
My old Pirate Steve Site is still up on AOL (mostly). I
can't guarantee anything about it, and I have not updated it or
edited it in any way for several years - but if you want to have
some fun, take a look at the logs and photos. In it's day, that was
a fun site for me, and many enjoyed following along on my
adventures through the ships log. Sure can't wait to put some good
entries in this new one...
Like the look of the Pirate's site? I am for hire on a limited
basis. PirateWebDesigns has links to a number of business
sites I have done, and I have rates that amaze even paupers. Beware
though I do not live to make websites, I live to sail and chase
wenches, build up my tan, pick naval lint, possibly to pillage and
other nefarious things. I do have to eat every now and again, or I
get a fancy for a new tattoo, or I start dating a high class wench
and then I get available to build sites.
I have set up this website to be the easiest way for you to follow
along on my adventures, and for my friends to contact me. I will
keep this site up, in one form or another, until I sail off the
edge of the earth (and then it will stay up for at least a year
after). You can always come here if you forget my email, or if you
want to know where the heck I am.
Later Lubbers!
Pirate
Steve is a live aboard sailor (also called live-aboard or livaboard
sailor). Pirate Steve is also known as Stephen Richard Hassel,
Steve Hassel, Pirate, Captain, Cap, Master, Preach, Dude, and
others not fit to print. This site is a site about living aboard a
Gemini catamaran sailboat named Spanky and cruising aboard a
catamaran sailboat. PirateSteve.com is also a travel weblog, and a
site that contains descriptions of peoples and places visited by
the Pirate on his journeys. If you have an interest in sailing,
living aboard, traveling, surfing, canoeing or kayaking, getting a
really good tan or just goofing off - PirateSteve.com is for you!
Steve Hassel has posted unabashed marine equipment reviews, as well
as the actual ship's log of the Pirate's travels. The logs are
really the gold of the site, as you get to experience all the
excitement, thrills, fears and joys of sailing offshore with a
certifiable maniac without risking a single bit of your own skin.
Be warned however, historically readers of Pirate Steve's
adventures have gone so far as quitting their jobs, buying boats
and joining him at sea. Some are never heard from again.
sailor and pirate jokes plus boating and marine equipment reviews
free! Steve Hassel, aka Pirate Steve, brings you the very best in
sailor and pirate jokes, marine equipment reviews and gemini 3000
catamaran information. Sailor jokes and pirate jokes are but one
page of the fun Pirate Steve Hassel website. Don't forget to look
at the boating and marine equipment reviews! You don't really need
to read this fine print, it is here for the search engines! Pirate
Steve Hassel designs websites and gets them fairly well placed in
google and yahoo, and this is one of the little tricks. One can get
the content ratio up without making the main text look like total
crud. OK, back to engine reviews, I mean boat and marine equipment
reviews. Oh, and pirate jokes and sailor jokes too! OK, that should
be enough for now. Pirate Steve Hassel bids you adieu...